Whoops--Monday Memory
So, I was sitting in Ward Council meeting (or as Tarzan calls it, the meeting of the Joint Chiefs of Staff) and I took a Wintergreen Ice Breaker mint out of my purse and popped it in my mouth...
Except...
I missed and it went down my blouse...
So, I naturally looked down there to see if I could get it out and it wasn't there...
Thinking no one was looking at me...
I put my hand down between my cleavage to see if I could find it...
I did not find it...
When I looked up, all the brethren in the room had averted their eyes...
I demurely smiled and acted like nothing happened, so did all of them...
When I stood up, it fell out from under my skirt onto the floor...
Once again, I demurely picked it up and put it in the trash.
Don't you wish I had pictures.
Except...
I missed and it went down my blouse...
So, I naturally looked down there to see if I could get it out and it wasn't there...
Thinking no one was looking at me...
I put my hand down between my cleavage to see if I could find it...
I did not find it...
When I looked up, all the brethren in the room had averted their eyes...
I demurely smiled and acted like nothing happened, so did all of them...
When I stood up, it fell out from under my skirt onto the floor...
Once again, I demurely picked it up and put it in the trash.
Don't you wish I had pictures.
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