Monday

Whoops--Monday Memory

So, I was sitting in Ward Council meeting (or as Tarzan calls it, the meeting of the Joint Chiefs of Staff) and I took a Wintergreen Ice Breaker mint out of my purse and popped it in my mouth...

Except...

I missed and it went down my blouse...

So, I naturally looked down there to see if I could get it out and it wasn't there...

Thinking no one was looking at me...

I put my hand down between my cleavage to see if I could find it...

I did not find it...

When I looked up, all the brethren in the room had averted their eyes...

I demurely smiled and acted like nothing happened, so did all of them...

When I stood up, it fell out from under my skirt onto the floor...

Once again, I demurely picked it up and put it in the trash.

Don't you wish I had pictures.

2 comments:

Steven and Brian said...

All I can say is that your not the only one that has been caught up in a situation like that, that being said gives me the excuse to laugh as hard, as loud, and as much as I did, I giggle just thinking about it right now! Thanks for sharing, maybe when school is out I will start to write a blog, must do something to fill in that time :-) Thanks for sharing!!!

Grandma Honey said...

Oh yes, I can relate. :))

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