Whoops--Monday Memory
So, I was sitting in Ward Council meeting (or as Tarzan calls it, the meeting of the Joint Chiefs of Staff) and I took a Wintergreen Ice Breaker mint out of my purse and popped it in my mouth... Except... I missed and it went down my blouse... So, I naturally looked down there to see if I could get it out and it wasn't there... Thinking no one was looking at me... I put my hand down between my cleavage to see if I could find it... I did not find it... When I looked up, all the brethren in the room had averted their eyes... I demurely smiled and acted like nothing happened, so did all of them... When I stood up, it fell out from under my skirt onto the floor... Once again, I demurely picked it up and put it in the trash. Don't you wish I had pictures.