With time, we gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies. So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy. Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think, "My gracious, look how wise I am!"

I don't know who said this, but it's mine now.


I think Amberly is pretty smart, maybe she just needs to age more, cause she doesnt show it at all!!

Love it! I also believe that matter is never created or distroyed, it just changes form. This explains why I gain weight while my husband simultaneously looses it. Perhaps Amberly is just storing it all in her kiddos right now.